| 1996 Final FCFFL Standings | ||||||||
| BELCH DIVISION | W | L | T | PF | PA | DIV | ||
| Orgasmatrons | 8 | 5 | 1 | 429 | 336 | 3-2-1 | ||
| Wookies | 5 | 7 | 2 | 406 | 419 | 2-3-1 | ||
| inVINCEables | 5 | 8 | 1 | 388 | 440 | 5-1-0 | ||
| The Total Package | 2 | 12 | 0 | 289 | 419 | 1-5-0 | ||
| FART DIVISION | W | L | T | PF | PA | DIV | ||
| Cannabis | 10 | 4 | 0 | 421 | 357 | 4-2-0 | ||
| Hobies Nightmare | 9 | 4 | 1 | 423 | 303 | 4-2-0 | ||
| Sheep | 9 | 4 | 1 | 418 | 323 | 3-3-0 | ||
| Taz | 3 | 11 | 0 | 246 | 447 | 1-5-0 | ||
| CURSE DIVISION | W | L | T | PF | PA | DIV | ||
| Top of the Heap | 10 | 3 | 1 | 494 | 370 | 5-1-0 | ||
| Thunder | 7 | 7 | 0 | 375 | 376 | 4-2-0 | ||
| Scotties Hotties | 6 | 7 | 1 | 349 | 397 | 2-4-0 | ||
| Bill Collectors | 5 | 7 | 2 | 408 | 456 | 1-5-0 | ||
| CLINCHED DIVISION TITLE | ||||||||
| CLINCHED PLAYOFF BIRTH | ||||||||
| ELIMINATED FROM PLAYOFFS | ||||||||
| Round 1 Scoreboard | ||||||||||
| #1 Top of the Heap | 32 | #4 Hobies Nightmare Sheep | 26 | |||||||
| #8 Bill Collectors | 22 | #5 Sheep | 7 | |||||||
| #7 Scotties Hotties | 39 | #6 Thunder | 42 | |||||||
| #2 Cannabis | 31 | #3 Orgasmatrons | 28 | |||||||
| Semi-Finals Results | ||||||||||
| #4 Hobies Nightmare | 26 | #7 Scotties Hotties | 28 | |||||||
| #1 Top of the Heap | 17 | #6 Thunder | 10 | |||||||
| 3rd Place Game | ||||||||||
| #6 Thunder | 42 | |||||||||
| #1 Top of the Heap | 24 | |||||||||
| 1996 Fantasy Bowl | ||||||||||
| #7 Scotties Hotties | 28 | |||||||||
| #4 Hobies Nightmare | 21 | |||||||||
| 1996 Final FCFFL Power Rankings | ||||||
| # | TEAM | Rec. | PTS | |||
| 1 | Top of the Heap | 10-3-1 | 83.0 | |||
| 2 | Cannabis | 10-4-0 | 68.0 | |||
| 3 | Hobies Nightmare | 9-4-1 | 61-5 | |||
| 4 | Orgasmatrons | 8-5-1 | 58.0 | |||
| 5 | Sheep | 9-4-1 | 55.5 | |||
| 6 | Bill Collectors | 5-7-2 | 37.5 | |||
| 7 | Thunder | 7-7-0 | 35.0 | |||
| 8 | Wookies | 5-7-2 | 31.0 | |||
| 9 | Scotties Hotties | 6-7-1 | 28.0 | |||
| 10 | inVINCEables | 5-8-1 | 22.0 | |||
| 11 | Taz | 3-11-0 | 9.0 | |||
| 12 | The Total Package | 2-12-0 | 6.5 | |||
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